Minus the cancer.
Damn you John Green…

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“are you being abused” “yes, I’m in an abusive relationship with my equipment”
“and my instructor.”
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so much gpoy.
(Source: zahrabahrabobara, via boisandgrrls)
Teacher: I don't think Time travel exists, just mumbo jumbo science fiction stuff. Who here actually believes in time travel?
Me: *only person that raises hand*
Teacher: Yeah, but there isn't any way to-
Me: Tardis.
Teacher: Well, there isn't anyone who-
Me: THE DOCTOR.
Teacher: Yes, but you cant-
Me: DOO WEE OOOOH

sometimes I wonder why pokemon bothers having caves
has anyone ever entered a cave in pokemon and thought ‘yes, this is the best part of the game. this is everything i have ever wanted’.
the answer is no.
no one has ever thought that.
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